When in doubt, pee!

9 May

I once wrote a facebook post that said, “Tee Gee Aye Eff!” and had many people confused if this was nonsense language, Spanish, or code for something (I will leave it to your brain to decode that one).  So, maybe my title is an abbreviation for something silly… Like, when in doubt, peeeee (as in park)!

But, it is not.  Nope, as a pregnant lady, it just stands for good ‘ole peeing.  Using the lavatory – the ladies room – urinating – relieving yourself.  Enough potty talk, let’s get back to…peeing.

When you want to know if you are pregnant, you pee on a stick.  When you go to the doctor’s office to make sure you don’t have any urinary tract infections during pregnancy, you pee in a cup.  Your uterus is pressing on your bladder, so you find yourself peeing in the middle of the night.  Your body needs more hydration and you drink more water, so you’re peeing every 5 minutes.  You get to know every bathroom on an intimate basis when you are pregnant.  Lastly, when you want to know your baby’s gender you… you guessed it… pee some more!

Now if you are freaking out because you missed the pee-on-a-stick gender test, don’t worry.  As far as I know, that does not exist.  However, there is a fancy early gender predictor kit available at pharmacies that will tell you with 85% accuracy if you are having a boy or a girl, all for the low price of $35-$50!  Too bad I am a penny pincher and will never buy that.  I mean, what woman can’t wait an extra 8 weeks or so to just find out the gender at an ultrasound?!  Or better yet, go purchase an early ultrasound for $75 at 13 weeks?

Sadly, my friends, that impatient woman is ME.  I cannot wait.  Even waiting until 13 weeks is killer (that is only 2 weeks away right now).  Why wait when you can do something a day earlier?  Ask a 40 week pregnant woman if she prefers to go in to labor NOW or tomorrow.  In 99% of circumstances, I would bet on the now.

But, let’s go back to the fact that I am cheap.  Hmm.  It is quite a conundrum.  Impatient PREGNANT lady wants to have a fun, educated, scientific guess on gender.  Impatient pregnant lady does not want to spend money.  What is an impatient pregnant lady to do?!  The answer:  gather her pee.

That’s right folks, there is another scientific way to do an early gender predictor test for the low low price of: FREE!  Yes, free!  And I will even throw in another early gender predictor test for a measly, additional price of: FREE!  Yes, yes, two early gender predictor tests for the low price of free.  Just pay for supplies!

Continue reading in a later post for instructions on the amazing tests and their surprising results!

Stay tuned 🙂

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